James Lee

A hairy ogre who thinks going to Augsburg College and playing baseball there is impressive. You’re not gonna make it to the MLB, you’re not good enough to make it. Also posts stupid ass Snapchat stories that involve “I’ve returned home” even though he goes to school in St. Paul and loves in West Saint Paul or “Canes keeps me going” even though he is already overweight.

Damn I️ wish I️ was as cool as James Lee, said no one ever.

by Johnnylong6996 January 21, 2018

James McCarthy

A simp who ‘doesn’t want to argue with the boys’ but still argues

James McCarthy is a simp James puts the hoes before the bros

by Shane who was right August 31, 2020

daniel james

He is always there for anyone who needs to vent or needs a shoulder to cry on. he is a kind big hearted guy who always does his best to make everyone smile. He is always the big brother figure of any friend group and will beat anyone up who makes any of his friends upset. Be sure not to anger anyone name Daniel James or you'll wish you hadn't done what you did.

1) Dude, I messed up

2) what did you do?

1) I made Daniel James mad after I dumped Emily

2) Good luck with that dude.

by 5k1nnyP3n15 March 13, 2019

James Charles

An internet celebrity who uses the clout of others for personal gain and uses their own clout to sexually assault individuals who reject their advances

Cannot take no for an answer typically a self absorbed individual

No one should get a James Charles

by Mr bigglesworth May 13, 2019

James Bond

Fictitious Agent 007 of the British Secret Service, lover of martinis that are shaken and not stirred, bedder and ditcher of fine women, speaker of shitty puns, licensed to kill. One of the world's most celebrated sociopaths.

Originally the main character in Ian Fleming's series; now a well-known decades-spanning series of movies, starring actors such as Sean Connery, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, and Daniel Craig as 007.

See also "His Name Is James Bond", a hilarious viral video about what a douche he is.

Guy #1: "Hey, have you seen the new James Bond film?"
Guy #2: "Nah, man, Austin Powers does it better."

by Silver415 April 22, 2013

James Wells

NOT GAY NOT HOMOSEXUAL NOT JEW AND SUPER HOT AND ISNT GAY

Bro did you know James Wells ISNT GAY?

obviously :eyeroll:

by JAMES ISNT FUCKING GAY March 28, 2021

james standen

a boy defoted 2 playing football and i love hima nd allways will lol i wish he was here wid me lol bt he cnt b coz he dnt feel tat way 2 me

he ahs dislocated his shoulder and is out ov fotti 4 a month or 2

by jojo July 26, 2004