Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.

Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true

by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

Valentines day

A glorified holiday to try to sell cards

UGH i hate valentines day

by Livingiseasydyingisharder February 15, 2019

National Call Toby Silly Day

If you see Toby From the Kaiju Paradise Server you need to call him silly
This is the silliest day fr

You: hi toby

Toby: meow

You: you are silly toby

Toby: meow

you just called toby silly

thats how National Call Toby Silly Day works

by TheTeaSmoker May 19, 2023

National pussy sending day

On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.

Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?

no

but its the 28th National pussy sending day

oh okay I forgot (sends)

by laydim12 April 28, 2024

Nook Appreciation Day

(Every day)

The day we celebrate Tom Nook, and perform a cult ceremony in relief and gratefulness that he has not killed us and stolen all of our bells. We sacrifice the ignorant.

Person 1: Hey bro, have you payed your loans yet?
Person 2: lmao no, why?
Person 1: bro it’s literally nook appreciation day
Person 2: whats that?
*audible sound of approaching chanting and guns being cocked*

by antsii September 11, 2021

National Tamia Day

National Tamia Day is actually celebrated 365 days of the year. Tamia is the best so we celebrate her all the time.

“I can’t wait to celebrate National Tamia Day, her pussy smells good”

by NationalYkWhoDay June 10, 2022