Meat clutch

It means your doing the most or u just dick riding

I’m playing the game why are you bothering me u just sitting right there meat clutching

by Idkssbbdd December 12, 2022

meat violin

my dick

gonna stroke my meat violin and then go to sleep

by MeatViolin69 May 2, 2014

Meat teat

Alternative word for a penis

Lee the blind disabled man thought he was sucking on my wifes tit, but he actually had his mouth around my meat teat.

by Meat Man 666 February 11, 2019

Meat-Salad

A male-only orgie.

The boys are having a Meat-Salad at mine tonight.

by Foot Scrub January 14, 2018

Meat Cameras

Your eyes

Tour Guide: Please focus your Meat Cameras on the Washington Monument please

by The Body of God June 27, 2019

social meat

A man-slut; someone who frequently sends dick pics to prospective mates (thus his junk is social meat).

"Ugh, I can't believe Derk posted another pic with that slut on Instagram. Talk about social meat. You whore."

"Omg. Christian just sent me another dick pic. What a social meat!"

by dickpicnick September 2, 2014

Meat grapes

Hot dog meat in the shape of a grape.

Person 1: hey, I'm hungry

Person 2: let's get some meat grapes
Person 1: what are those
Person 2: it's like a hot dog but bite size
Person 1: let's get some now!

by Saturnfloats August 19, 2017