fuck a cheese

i was so bored and feeling really crazy, I decided to write some random thing into the keyboard. this is what came up: fuck a cheese.

i'll just say, how bout you fuck a cheese? you seem that horny or bored

by Not Aaron Krause October 30, 2013

The Cheese Wheel

When a girl licks the “cheese” out of a guys foreskin with her tongue in a circular motion.

Dude last night Ashley gave me the cheese wheel

by ABendyGamer November 9, 2021

Cheese Play

A sexual act where a couple collects their cheese like substances (smegma if male), formed after months of not bathing or cleaning, and generally uses it to perform various acts, such as lathering, eating, spitting to and fro, using as lube, mixing each other's together, mixing with food, etc.

Aw dude my I woke up to the smell of my aunt and uncle doing Cheese Play in my room again.

by The Gay Mankini October 3, 2021

bitty cheese

Cheese made from human breast milk.

The baby wasn't hungry and her breasts were still swollen, so she expressed the milk and we made bitty cheese.

by danspaceman March 22, 2010

cootage cheese

The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.

"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".

by dizzotizzo September 17, 2016

cheese puffs

noun- its the pubes of a ginger normally erect

shes got some cheese puffs!

by lennonisacon March 11, 2017

ganster cheese

its when you get a ganster to give you a cheese sandwitch

santa claus gave me a mean ganster cheese

by pubichair April 23, 2008