Pinch Me

Da "minor pain-in-da-butt" dude who survived da infamous "group swim" wif Adam and Eve.

It's SUCH a major bummer dat Pinch Me wasn't acquainted wif "da first couple" earlier in their lives, or he might have been able to perform his "specialty" action on them --- and then if they'd persisted, maybe even "upped da ante" to Mr. Spock's "nerve pinch" which would have harmlessly rendered them temporarily unconscious --- to shock them back to their senses when they were contemplating eating da apple, and thus saved future mankind from da agonies of toil.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

Tap me

When you give someone a cigarette without them having to pay

Steve: hey brad tap me one

Brad: ye sure

Steve: sound

by shadyshaccus July 9, 2019

exact-me

Not saying 'exactly' to someone when you're right, saying 'exact-me'. It's like saying I told you so.

It is a crispism.

Hey, I feel great for going to the gym everyday. It really makes you feel better, doesn't it?

Exact-me.

by sisely December 15, 2009

relieve me

Another way of asking for Head

Baby relieve me

by Horse2121 January 18, 2017

bang at me

Used when telling someone to text you or hit you up.

Yo, bang at me when you get home.

Bang at me I’m bored.

by Doc. March 14, 2018

horse me

To preform sex on me like a horse.

hey wanna horse me?

by Beastmobile January 21, 2009

balls me

a combination of "fuck me" and "oh, balls!". Preferably screamed in the middle of a large crowd.

(Falling off of a chair) "BALLS ME!" (laughter erupts)

by Junglebook January 10, 2011