Milk Based Tea

The worst drink on the face of the planet. Anyone who drinks Milk Based Tea is a complete loser and a soyboy who has no life goals or chance of success. Milk Based tea drinkers are weak life forms who do not know how to fight and could get knocked out by any 80 year old (unless the 80 year old drinks Milk Based Tea). The leader of the Milk Based Tea gang is “Gomank” who is a UK streamer known for being caught jerking off on stream and for getting his ass whooped by GingerSnapGanon in the streets of Brighton. Milk Based Tea has only 2 documented supporters. EJ Lennon, a 24 year old virgin who has admitted to drinking Water Based Tea as well, and NFB... Milk Based Tea is far inferior to Water Based Tea.

I’m a complete waste of life, I drink Milk Based Tea

by GingerSnapGanon October 20, 2020

Harlem Milk Shake

When a girl slaps you in the face with her boobs to the Harlem Shake song.

Hey anonymous stripper, I'll take one Harlem Milk Shake please.

by Your name is already... April 4, 2013

Big Sister Milk

Fresh arousing milk produced from the finest 2D onee-chan's oppai

My onee-chan gave me a sip of her big sister milk!

by Your Secret Urges August 12, 2018

Can't Milk a Horse

Used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. Usually suggesting complete unworkability. Also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.

#1: "I really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. Well, I guess you can't milk a horse."

#2: Jerry - "So I tried to milk this horse and well... you know what they say: 'You can't milk a horse'."

#3: Fred - "I just tried to hit on Nancy at her ex's funeral, but ya can't milk a horse."

#4: "I invested $8,000,000 on the new line of Pogs, but goddam: Ya can't milk a horse!"

by Skazu March 4, 2010

unstirred chocolate milk

One who is all white but still has the black deep down in them.

That M&M character....he's just like unstirred chocolate milk.

by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

hairy milk dud

When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.

Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.

by Blake November 11, 2002

milk your popsicle

To masturbate or to be masturbated or to be given a blow job. As heard in the Katy Perry song, "California Gurls".

In some kid friendly performances, she will say "melt" i.e.: the today show, where it is obvious what she is saying.
However, in other performances i.e.:SNL, it will be more obvious that she is actually saying "milk" and will accompany the line with a hand jerking motion.
In the video she pops her cheek to suggest a blow-job.

Why don't you go milk your popsicle in the corner?

She's going to milk your popsicle like a pro.

by SMcCrab November 5, 2010