ted bean

A cunt that that thinks he is sick and fucks girls that look like monkeys

your such a ted bean with a girl

by cuntpunter 00 April 10, 2016

milk the bean

After a girl gets creampied and she then proceeds to masturbate and squirter the cum across the room.

She really likes to milk the bean

by Jacob the bean milker March 15, 2021

Jim Bean

A blind pinto bean that can walk.

Hey did you see that Jim Bean?

No cause I am him!

by Flabberdabber September 1, 2017

Sean the bean

Probably the most Annoying person you will ever meet

Sean the bean is so annoying

by Snakeman 🐍 October 9, 2016

burnt beans

(n.) Woman who has been permanently ruined by a black cock

Sean: What happened with you and Carli?
Justin: I found out she banged Devonte.
Shane: You cant do anything with burnt beans but throw them away. Good for nothing.

by nwordplease January 14, 2021

bean job

a bean job is a like a hand job but with beans

give him a bean job

by flatfish87 May 11, 2018

BEAN DAY

The day where humanity celebrates beans and their incredibly amazing creation. I mean come on, beans are splendid. Every year on October 28th.

Nugget: "Hey bean its October 28th meaning its bean day!"

The Whole World: "HAPPY BEAN DAY!"

by yeehawnugget October 23, 2019