Mads

To "do a mads" is a synonym for stealing the the girl from a good friend. Mads is an abbreviation for Mad Stealer, and a person who act "mads" several times is often also called "Mr. Steal Your Girl". a "mads" is both defined as a positive and negative term, since a "mads" is often extremely attractive, but also cockblocking a good friend.

Joey did a "mads" when he got together with a classmate's girlfriend.

by golden windmill February 1, 2019

mad jealousy

thats when someone is so upset and jealous they get so mad and do hateful evil stuff to a person and try to ruin their life, try to lock them up in prison , lie on him with the worst crimes like child rape, or say hes not real hes a robot or an artificial intelligence, say hes crazy or mentally ill or drunk or on drugs. and will do this non stop until one of them is dead or arrested forever. THIS ANGERS ABSOLUTE ALMIGHTY GODTHE CREATOR OF ALL SO MUCH AND PUNISH THIS PERSN THE WORST WAY POSSIBLE

mad jealousy is killing our world and our future.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022

Mads

Mads is the name, that u give your kid, because he is born as a god. People with the name Mads, is sexy, hot and have big dick energy.
He makes everyone laugh and smile, everyone loves Mads.
Mads is born perfectly with no bad sides.

Mads is the funniest person in a room, that makes everyone smile and laugh.

by LarsLarsen69 November 3, 2021

Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.

Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."

by Scandal123 July 31, 2010

Mads

Danish guy, whos name is an abreviation of mattheus.
Is a Handsome guy with a massive penis and extreme sex appeal.
Mads is normally given to a person who is destined to do great things and fuck bitches.

Mads is such a Handsome motherfucker that will fuck your girl if your not careful.

by Maximus69420 November 22, 2021

mad stick

To get a big dick and have a little fun with it

Yah that mad stick is fun to play with

by Seabass42 January 27, 2016

Mad Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of one half of a Mad Dog (MD 20/20 -- any flavor) and filling the remainder of the bottle with 80 proof vodka.

I was bombed off my ass riding down the road on my bicycle. I shouldn't have had that Mad Driver.

by charliekelly August 19, 2008