Patty fingers

When a ginger man shoves his shiny cheeto flavored fingers into a female, while performing the starfish move. This creates a suction effect that can only be released when his fingers are closed. If not performed by patty himself, this maneuver will end in the death of both participants.

"Did you see Maggie quivering this morning?"
"Yea I heard she survived Patty fingers!"
"Damn I wish that Ginga Pat would shove his fingers inside me!"
“Me too”

by Ghostfork April 9, 2023

finger fest

A girls version of a circle jerk.

"Hey Candy, wanna go to the finger fest tonight?"

by BushDid69Giggity June 28, 2016

bassoon fingers

Long fingers, good for the long reach that is needed for playing a bassoon but clumsy when a shorter reach is needed.

With these long bassoon fingers of mine, it's easier for me to get on the Internet with a desktop computer than that eentsy-weentsy cell phone.

by pentozali July 24, 2011

Ninja Finger

The finger one uses to slice fruit in the popular iPhone game, Fruit Ninja by Halfbrick Studios.

pdawgg: dude have u seen n3mesis's Ninja Finger? its like he's giving u the finger while he's playing!

gauravmehta: yeah dude he's got mad technique..

n3mesis: *takes a bow*

by [n3mesis] May 18, 2011

fingers and thumbs

stumbling over something like trying to tie your shoelaces after using super-glue.

see: sixes and sevens

yesterday I made dinner in 10 minutes but today it's all fingers and thumbs all over the floor, up the wall and in the garden.

by Scea September 26, 2009

Poo Fingers

A resident of the town Wauconda, Illinois who typically goes by chris, or shit fist. He who is often mistaken for she, is trade marked by his brown fingers. There are many stories to which he got his name, but the real one is that he fingered his butt NOT his dog's butt. Gosh.

"Who is Poo Fingers?"
"Chris."

by thepollutedcity November 13, 2011

tourettes of the fingers

To uncontrollably text vulgarities at someone your mad at.

Sorry about my texts last night I was a little drunk, I have a chronic case of tourettes of the fingers and foot in mouth disease, when I'm that way.lol

by Violet Skye's October 29, 2014