Baby Fawning

The art of repeatedly rolling your ankle in high heels due to the immense amount of alcohol one has consumed. Resembling a baby fawn learning to walk.

"Me and Trisha were so wasted Saturday night that we had to baby fawn our way to the cabs."

"Dude you were so drunk last night you were baby fawning in the club"

by dawnofa_strom April 22, 2013

chaos baby

All the babies born into these volatile relationships that end up needing a DNA test taken on the Maury show to determine who the father is.

While watching the Maury Povich Show
Female Guest 1: I am 1000% sure that he is the father of my baby

:Maury puts up a picture of the baby on the screen:

Me: Aww, look at that cute chaos baby! I wonder which of these three men are the father.

by Nuclear Dustbunny February 8, 2014

Baby Hands

Quick repetitive dual handed jabs; the hands can be no farther than 3 inches apart. Usually used as a form of self defense in a street football or basketball game.

"Dude, you dropped that perfect pass. What happened?"

"Matt unleashed his baby hands."

by Rabies Baby March 7, 2010

baby season

The time of year when babies are popping out of hospitals faster than dead cancer patients. Usually April and September.

Damn, it must be baby season because 6 of my cousins had babies last week.

by LuxDarling July 21, 2015

ranch baby

A person of superior intellect. Usually named Carter.

I heard Carter is a 'ranch baby', I should give him my lunch money.

by ranch baby December 13, 2020

tittie baby

Someone who gets super butt hurt super easy.

Ian Tembe is such a tittie baby

by TostonesShepardpie69 June 1, 2019

Baby games

When you play easygoing games like Skyrim, The Sims or Babysitter Simulator 2019. But you don't play such games that require a lot of practice, reflex and a competitive (sometimes toxic)mindset like Battlefield, Dark Souls or Madden 20. Basically another way of calling someone a casual without the actual direct insult.

xXEdge_Lord_666Xx: yo dog wut gams u plae?
Turd_McGee: i plae minecraft
xXEdgyLordXx: y u play baby games?
Turd_McGee: y nut?

by bumerhoomorr34 December 23, 2019