John Alferdz

A walking gem.

The guy I like is John Alferdz.

by sheasagi February 21, 2022

John Boating

The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.

Sally lifted my penis and John Boated me last nigh, it was the best John Boating ever.

by SuicideInkDemon June 27, 2023

john sticky

a local pedophile in loanhead, midlothian who sells pollen to young boys and girls

did u really take it up the arse from john sticky for a 20bit, pfffft fuck sake kris

by loodog miller August 16, 2019

John Roger

is secure and confident, but not arrogant. That means he treats everyone with respect until they give him a reason not to. He knows that giving respect and agreement are not the same, and the key is to treat people with kindness, humility, and grace.

You are being a John Roger.

by anonymous February 11, 2021

john mathew

a very cool person, only thing that's unsettling about them is how they only have 1 t on mathew. They hate math but they like fictional men, should've been named john menew

1. "Oh wow they despise math they're probably named John Mathew"

2. "Omg Fukuzawa is so hot i'm turning into John Mathew fr"

by synchii202 March 25, 2023

john sherlock

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds

I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock

by Pops3423 August 6, 2017

john capone

John Capone is one of the best people you will ever meet, they are good at everything he does, they're usually over 6 foot tall and has a 10 inch dick, they make every girl fall in love with them and will seduce them in a matter of minutes.

Girl 1: That boy is so hot

Girl 2: He makes me so horny

Girl 3: That's a John Capone

by MyNameIsBillCosby May 15, 2018