A disease in which the infected person falls for another, the "crushee," and then exhibits:
1.) Denial, such as obscurely rejecting all mention of the crushee.
2.) Fetishes for a body part of the crushee.
3.) The ability to always know where the crushee is at any time.
If Sylvia Syndrome goes without cure for an extended period of time, the diseased person will also exhibit:
4.) Creepiness to the extent of taking picture of the crushee while they are not aware.
5.) Stalking all the crushee's relations on Facebook.
6.) Naming all inanimate objects after the crushee.
7.) Observing the crushee to the point of memorizing all their habits.
There is currently no known cure for Sylvia Syndrome.
1.) Denial, such as obscurely rejecting all mention of the crushee.
2.) Fetishes for a body part of the crushee.
3.) The ability to always know where the crushee is at any time.
If Sylvia Syndrome goes without cure for an extended period of time, the diseased person will also exhibit:
4.) Creepiness to the extent of taking picture of the crushee while they are not aware.
5.) Stalking all the crushee's relations on Facebook.
6.) Naming all inanimate objects after the crushee.
7.) Observing the crushee to the point of memorizing all their habits.
There is currently no known cure for Sylvia Syndrome.
by StarWars7 October 27, 2011
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If you have this syndrome it means you have all the symptoms of being a wozzy
To cure burn all your clothes, leave town, change your name, color your hair, get a full facial reconstruction and then take a gun to the head cause you still won't be cured.
If you have this syndrome it means you have all the symptoms of being a wozzy
To cure burn all your clothes, leave town, change your name, color your hair, get a full facial reconstruction and then take a gun to the head cause you still won't be cured.
by MayBerry April 18, 2004
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8:49:54 PM CDT Jordan: there's a lot of strippers in this movie
8:50:08 PM CDT Micah Williamson: super!
6 minutes later. Busy working...
8:56:30 PM CDT Jordan: you know who jesse jane is?
8:56:38 PM CDT Micah Williamson: no
8:56:44 PM CDT Jordan: she's a pornstar
8:56:47 PM CDT Jordan: in the movie too
8:57:47 PM CDT Micah Williamson: has anyone ever told you that you have pothead syndrome?
8:49:54 PM CDT Jordan: there's a lot of strippers in this movie
8:50:08 PM CDT Micah Williamson: super!
6 minutes later. Busy working...
8:56:30 PM CDT Jordan: you know who jesse jane is?
8:56:38 PM CDT Micah Williamson: no
8:56:44 PM CDT Jordan: she's a pornstar
8:56:47 PM CDT Jordan: in the movie too
8:57:47 PM CDT Micah Williamson: has anyone ever told you that you have pothead syndrome?
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Joze Bollzineurazz: Dude, your father's a stupid prick. I think he's got asperger's syndrome.
James D'Kinyamouf: No dude. He's a dumb fuck. He's got assholeberger's syndrome.
Joze Bollzineurazz: Cut the bullshit already and pass that blunt.
James D'Kinyamouf: Please don't hurt me.
Joze Bollzineurazz: White bitch.
James D'Kinyamouf: Ouch! My butt.
James D'Kinyamouf: No dude. He's a dumb fuck. He's got assholeberger's syndrome.
Joze Bollzineurazz: Cut the bullshit already and pass that blunt.
James D'Kinyamouf: Please don't hurt me.
Joze Bollzineurazz: White bitch.
James D'Kinyamouf: Ouch! My butt.
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