Snail Eyes

When somebody is so fucked they have inadequate eye usage

Steve is so stoned he has snail eyes
Steve is so hungover he has snail eyes

by Jesus3000 December 9, 2008

fire eye

A painful and / or burning asshole, usually brought on by eating something really nasty like lots of hot sauce or bad beer. Can of course also be brought on if you get really sick and have a bad case of the runs.

I put that bucket of super hot chicken wings down with a 12 pack of Genesee Cream Ale like a champ last night, but the resulting shits gave me a wicked bad fire eye!

by Brian Feuerage October 23, 2006

Glass Eye

Staring bluntly, not focusing, day dreaming

He had a glass eye when he was starin at her breasts!

by Sexaxtitonian Marcus-Lloyd Gaston Bouchenhouser November 14, 2002

Stetson's Eye

Extremely bloodshot eye.

Stetson puked so much he had stetsons eye for a week

by jaystee April 3, 2004

eye twitcher

someone who's eyes goes fucking crazy when eating a meal.

yo, Karen "the eye twitcher" was munching down a slice of pizza and it looked like her eyeball was about to pop out of her fucking head!

by The eye squasher May 13, 2006

Green Eyes

The most stunning eye color on the planet. WITH LOADS of dimensions and stunning colors People mistake this for hazel REPEAT this is not hazel, hazel has more blue or brown than anything NOT GREEN. I LOVE GREEN EYES💕😫😍👁

Dang that girl is really pretty

I swear it's those eyes there filled with dimensions and stunning colors THOSE GREEN EYES

by Monkbadgicorn July 15, 2017

Bulls Eye

A tattoo on the lower back right above the ass crack, usually female...It's use when your fucking a girl doggy slyle and right before you cum, you pull out and aim for the tattoo...If a guy has one then he probablly can't fuck and is a fag...

She's a hoe fo sho just by the looks of her bulls eye...

by GetOffDeezNutz December 22, 2007