Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Crockett Beer Run

When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.

18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"

21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"

by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010

Casual Beer Thursday

A 12-hour period of time beginning 7 PM on Thursday night where it becomes legal for all beers, IPA’s included, to be enjoyed casually with friend and foe alike.

“Dude, why did you just crack that beer? Casual Beer Thursday doesn’t commence for another 15 minutes.”

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

Warm Beer Plague

n. Phenomenon resulting from a lack of proper container protection. Often occurs more rapidly in tropical climates. Remedies include yeti koosies and cold freezers.

My beer is suffering from the warm beer plague.

by Amers0993 December 2, 2016

one beer wilson

somebody who is a pussy ass drinker. ya know? that one guy who just can't handle his booze and just embarrasses you at parties and shit. and yet they always talk trash about drinking more than you.

could also describe somebody who is probably a virgin yet they always brag about how they fuck more bitches than you.

"whew, i don't about you guys, but i'm pretty buzzed off this mike's hard bros!"

"okay, one beer wilson"

or

"look at this faggot throwing up everywhere...he had like half a newcastle"

"yea, he's a real one beer wilson"

by boozehound babyboy March 11, 2014

Piping Cold Beer

When a cold beer is being served by a waiter. It's used in the same context as piping hot tea

Bring out the piping Cold beer!

by Maanchies December 24, 2020

beer support group

A euphemism taken from the term peer support group. Simply means a group of people that you drink beer with. Especially a group of people that seem to gravitate towards the heavy side of drinking. Most likely a support group of borderline alcoholics, helping each other cope with life's challenges by drinking.

Stacey: Can you come out to dinner tonight?

Dan: Nah... gotta drop in on the old beer support group..

Stacey: Awww.... I'm so proud of you. It's nice to have a boy friend that gives back to the community.

Dan: I know.... it isn't always easy but my brothers need me... (opens a beer)

Stacey: mmwahh

by qorn48 July 14, 2011