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numb nuts

a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought
by Evan February 20, 2003
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Fuck A Nut

To have sexual intercourse with between a man and a woman by inserting the left or right testicle into the vigina.
I was playin Fuck A Nut last night and DAMN did it hurt!
by NutSacker July 23, 2002
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Houston Nut

When a guy nuts in a girl's mouth after he has been exercising or sweating profusely.
"After softball practice I gave my girlfriend a Houston Nut"
by deeznutz33 September 25, 2009
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Nut Job

The act of wanking your partner with your ballsack, using only butter as a lubricant.
''Hey dude, Billy gave me a really good Nut Job last night, I think I may be gay''
''What the fuck Richard''
by Captain Noot Noot January 19, 2019
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Nut Husk

Nut Husk is the crumbs that hang from your nut sack .
This come from not washing your nuts.
Causing itching sensation
Nut Husk :Leaving flaking crumbs on toilet stool and or noticeable deposits in the dirty draws that one wear.
by mr J.R June 3, 2010
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nut poper

when a hooker gets pissed of at a male client and decides while giving her male client a B.J. to bite one or both of his nuts till they pop
Male client- "yeah u fuckin slut suck it, suck it!"
Hooker- " what did you just call me?"
Male client- " look dont stop keep with the sucking!"
Hooker- " fine"
so she proceeds to suck till when he's about to blow his load, and she bites his nuts till they pop.
Hence a Nut poper
by 69MoWeR69 March 22, 2009
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Busting nuts

Ha! You thought I was going to say cumming, well here we go: Busting nuts is when you take a hammer and destroy a peanut. TAKE THAT!
U thot boi. Busting nuts is hard to do sometimes, so use a grenade when necessary
by Unclecucumber April 3, 2020
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