sig no hands

thing you say when you are really stupid.

Person 1: sig no hands!
Person 2: bruh

by correctopinionhaver April 11, 2021

Road Hands

When you are driving and your girl jacks you off

*going out to dinner*

Jason Hey Babe I have a boner and need to go flaccid, do you mind giving me Road Hands

by Dank___Daddy August 14, 2018

hand juggy

another name for a hand job.

man.. i got the best hand juggy last night.

by pookezz April 30, 2009

kamryn hand

complete garbage. shes just another youtuber that thinks she's all that. no one actually likes her sad life. shes also ugly, wet dog looking whore.

kamryn hand is such a dumb whore lmfao

by subreddit December 21, 2018

Hand Test

A rule of thumb for judging someone's attractiveness, which goes as follows:

"If s/he is more fuckable than my hand, I'd hit it."

Dude, this chick ain't anything to write home about, but she passes the hand test, so I'll do her. Whatever.

by Dark Master Joey January 21, 2015

Hand Dancing

standing with feet firmly planted but arms, hands and in extreme cases fingers gesticulating wildly to the beat of the music. Usually male, hand dancers tend to wear headbands.

Last night the show was packed and I was stuck near a enthusiastic hand dancing kook

by Bud Good August 6, 2009

hand of mercy

when you hold in a wank for an extreme amount of time, then violently relieving yourself.

damn I haven't wanked in 4 days, better give myself the old, hand of mercy.

by wristynation December 9, 2013