I've lived in new jersey my whole life and people are giving it more credit then it deserves. new jersey is one of the most smartest states? yeah that can be true based on where you live. but if you go more down like central(yes it is real) and south you'll find people are stupid. we are rude, loud, ignorant, and yes we will tell you off. if we bump into you we will say sorry give you a dirty look and think they really should watch were they were going. we don't pump our gas we have people do it for us. most of the people that live here are ITALIAN but don't get us mixed up with the jersey shore, most of them live in new york. we don't pump our fist, unless were punching you. we move fast here, we are NOT like people down south who move like turtles. you will notice that we are impatient. we will say "fuck & yo" a lot. we say yeah instead of yes. we have a "edumaction" not an education. we have the MOST EXPENSIVE drivers insurance. there is more people here then the state can fit. WE NEVER SAY NEW JOISEY! we are clearly from new JERSEY. but don't get us wrong we do say cowfee and twalk.
someone from north carolina: where are you from
new jersey person: new jersey
someone from north carolina: i can tell, you want everything at a fast passe.
new jersey person: new jersey
someone from north carolina: i can tell, you want everything at a fast passe.
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Is also small, and not many people from other countries know very much about NZ.
And no, noone screws sheep -.-
NZ has like, the best rugby players in the world, lol
And some shitty place called the Beehive (lol, parliament)
Sir Edmund Hillary was from NZ, he was the first dude to climb mt Everest.
NZ is also home to Maoris, most of them are pretty awesome, there are a few who fall under the "wannabe gangster" category though. basically they are just like everyone else though, but they also have their own language, and they also created the "hāngi" which is like.. I cbf explaining, just look it up lol, but it is nice XD
Also I hear alotta people say random shit about Australia.. haha..
It's pretty stupid, there aint even any need for it, maybe they say something stupid like pavlova comes from there, and that we shag sheeps (omg seriously fucking, nobody NOBODY does that -.-) but noone has to retalliate, eventually if we stop saying stuff like that, they probably would too.. it's not like everyone means it when they say some of these things, but it offends some.. so yeah. lol
ohh and there is also 3 islands, The North Island, The South island, and Stewart Island.
Pavlova is nice... NZ cooking is ftw!
And incase anyone is wondering, we have proper houses, we don't live in little straw huts or anything like that, lol
Also it is pretty good for tourism. If you come over you can find out for yourself XD
Yeah maybe this is a terrible description of NZ but now you know some pretty random things XD
lol, merry christmas =D
Is also small, and not many people from other countries know very much about NZ.
And no, noone screws sheep -.-
NZ has like, the best rugby players in the world, lol
And some shitty place called the Beehive (lol, parliament)
Sir Edmund Hillary was from NZ, he was the first dude to climb mt Everest.
NZ is also home to Maoris, most of them are pretty awesome, there are a few who fall under the "wannabe gangster" category though. basically they are just like everyone else though, but they also have their own language, and they also created the "hāngi" which is like.. I cbf explaining, just look it up lol, but it is nice XD
Also I hear alotta people say random shit about Australia.. haha..
It's pretty stupid, there aint even any need for it, maybe they say something stupid like pavlova comes from there, and that we shag sheeps (omg seriously fucking, nobody NOBODY does that -.-) but noone has to retalliate, eventually if we stop saying stuff like that, they probably would too.. it's not like everyone means it when they say some of these things, but it offends some.. so yeah. lol
ohh and there is also 3 islands, The North Island, The South island, and Stewart Island.
Pavlova is nice... NZ cooking is ftw!
And incase anyone is wondering, we have proper houses, we don't live in little straw huts or anything like that, lol
Also it is pretty good for tourism. If you come over you can find out for yourself XD
Yeah maybe this is a terrible description of NZ but now you know some pretty random things XD
lol, merry christmas =D
by lolololXD December 23, 2008
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