cat tail

when the shaft of a mans weiner is hairy

dude u have a cat tail

by big balls May 15, 2003

bear cat

1. A wolverine.

2. A car made by Stutz.

1. The "bear cat" is neither a bear nor a cat, but a member of the Weasel Family (Mustelidae).

2. The Stutz Bear Cat was a classy car. Elvis loved Stutzs.

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

pussy cat

a scared little boy that eats lots of pussy's

You are a real pussy cat

by EpicKingNayr March 1, 2021

cat killer

v. Someone who masturbates.

Derived from popular image of kitten jumping through meadow. "Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten -- Think of the kittens"

"Katelyn killed a cat last night"

by wen March 8, 2005

obese cat

A huge cat who can't even clean itself, Eats alot, and rolls to get around or gets carried

Danger if you have a fat cat libosuction is the only option

Tom on Tom and Jerry, Bozo the clown (dont ask)

by KNOWS ALL January 26, 2005

Cat Lady

a spinster who has more cats than anyone would care to care for. It has been suggested that the mind-altering toxoplasmosis parasite past on by cats in their poop, and which is capable of altering the minds of rats into cat seeking behavious, and making people better at soccor, causing schizophrenia and psychosis in humans as well as car accidents and misscaridges may also cause cat seeking behaviour in humans. It may also have been the cause of the collapse of the egyptian empire after they started keeping cats to catch mice in grain stores.

Psychietrist: Do you smoke cannabis
Patient: No, but my mum used to take me over to see the cat lady when I was a child.

by oliverthered July 27, 2013

cat semen

1) the semenal fluids of a cat
2) a phrase uttered during the early phases of someones golf swing in a way most likely to fuck them up.

1) my cat just spooged on my carpet..... will ya just look at all that cat semen.
2) heres alex in his backswing for the us open winning shot......CAT SEMEN!!!!!!!! o and he whiffs the ball compeletly what a disappointing moment for alex!!!

by napoleondynamite June 5, 2005