PB&J poop

When a girl has diarrhea on her period. It is the period shits.

Girl 1: girl I just had the biggest PB&J poop!
Girl 2: ewww, same.

by Crentist2025 August 7, 2021

Pb and J sandwich

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.

Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”

by Smokeythefuckclown May 20, 2022

Alderon J Smythe

Alderon is the most stunning! The biggest sweetheart in the entire world and he'll make a nice comfy spot in your heart. One would desire to gaze into his shiny forest green brown eyes the whole day long. No matter what time of the day it is, he always makes your heart pound with happiness. Super company, super adorable, super sweetie, superman reinvented:) So caring and kind, he will be able to read your inner most feelings - MAGICAL. He'll truly make you smile every time you see him. Alderon is AMAZING. love you Alderon.

Alderon J Smythe... gosh you're something so so special, gorgeous one. k3ve you heaps :)

by pseudonumberoneonenine June 19, 2010

double handy J

when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.

me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.

by brotothemax July 4, 2012

J R Pennysworth

J R Pennysworth
is a code name for a cannabis spliff.
Coming from the term
Joint -> shortened to -> 'J'
Then Lengthened in comical situations

"Fancy going for a J R Pennysworth?"
"Why the sophisticated tone?"
"Fine, don't have any!"

by Roachhh January 16, 2009

Ashley J Williams

The main protagonist of the Evil Dead series being featured in Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, and Ash vs Evil Dead. Played by Bruce Campbell and created by Sam Raimi. He is one of the most notable 80s horror characters. He also has cameos in other games such as Dead by Daylight.

Random Person: Woah is that Ashley J Williams?
Ashley J Williams: That's right, it's me baby.

by TenacityUnbreakableSteak November 11, 2020

J Lil' Swag

An action in which you nod your head at a random time, to acknowledge someone, or to fill the awkward silence.

Jake: "Sup Austin?"

Austin: *nods his head*"Sup Jake?"

Jake: "Why are you nodding your head?"

Austin: "Cuz I'm on that J lil' Swag!"

by Hwebs14 June 17, 2013