Chris Riot

A punk rock dude that is originally from Northwest Florida. He's a decent musician, but will tell you some of the worst jokes ever. He enjoys to listen to Lady Gaga far too much. Sometimes you can catch him playing drums in the band The Chodes, and a few other groups. He's quite talented in a kitchen, but drinks lethal amounts of tequila if he is in possession of any. It's astonishing he still walks this Earth in good health.

Stop talking about ABBA so much. You sound like Chris Riot.

by riotkiley January 22, 2024

Chris

Someone who has no rizz.

Damn, that guy has no rizz. His name must be Chris

by Coleen Bryant March 31, 2023

chris

mrbeast

mrbeast chris has no merch

by krisbek17 October 6, 2020

Chris

That nigga

“Chris you that nigga ngl

by Niggathatchris November 21, 2021

Chris McCourted

Borrowing money and never paying it back

Has he still not payed you back yet mate.
No

you've been Chris McCourted

by pay back time February 17, 2019

Chris

A person that says Heravor and watches movies and drinks beer 24/7

Person:Hey Chris what u doing

Chris:Watching movie and drinking beer

by Raffithefortnitegamer818213 June 24, 2018

Chris

the sweetest boy who was ever mine but treated me better before we started dating. i feel like his love is fading but i truly do love him so much. i wish he realized how bad i want him to compliment me and to love me loudly, because i love him so so much

i love chris

by anonymous September 2, 2025