Spit hand

When your giving a guy a hand job but you don't have any lotion so you just spit on your hand instead.

Jerry: Last night Amanda gave me a spit hand.
Daniel: Those freaking hurt.
Jerry: Yeah I dumped that spit handed freak.

by Spit hand February 9, 2015

hoagie hands

The state and fragrance of one's hands after consuming a delicious hoagie. As a result of eating the hoagie a scent of onions, oil, and meat lingers on one's hands for hours, even days.

Man, I have the worst case of hoagie hands. This happens every time we eat at Sarcone's!

by hoagieface October 23, 2012

dooris hands

Abnormally small hands on a man. The average length of a adult male hand is 189mm and the average length of a adult female hand is 172mm, so the hand size must be 150mm or less (average size for early teenager) to qualify.

You are in the gym and you see one of those massive guys working out, muscles everywhere, and then you notice their hands. Tiny, dooris hands.

by DogOwar October 1, 2013

Jizz Hands

The act of cumming into your hands and then shaking them vigorously.

"After sex, I like to do jizz hands to celebrate."

by John Locke 'n' Load September 22, 2017

hand stranger

When a male sits on his hand while on toilet till his hand becomes numb then masterbating with it

No Diana I can't do anything tonite , me and Hand Stranger have big plans!

by C.Stuart. November 26, 2019

hand of mercy

when you hold in a wank for an extreme amount of time, then violently relieving yourself.

damn I haven't wanked in 4 days, better give myself the old, hand of mercy.

by wristynation December 9, 2013

Hand head

When someone gives someone else (or themselves) head with there hand.

ie: eww ashimid gave his guinea pig hand head!

hand head yeet

by Dingglejerry July 24, 2019