I'll Take care of it

Leading someone to believe a task will be accomplished or "taken care of" but actually doing nothing of the sort. Most of the time the quite opposite.

"Don't worry Chelsea, I'll take care of it"

by Csmiles December 21, 2021

Take Any Word

...and create a meaning for it to make the word a sexual innuendo.

Take any word and say you did it to a girl and people will assume the best.

by Troll_Faced May 1, 2011

Taking an SC turn

Using dark, sharp, or otherwise unpleasant statements or retorts in the course of a conversation.
Named after a person who commonly does the aforementioned.

Dan: "Oh I hate Jane."
Tony: "Why man? She seems fine to me."
Dan: "Nah mate, she keeps taking an SC turn each time I try to talk to her."

by Moriquendi March 19, 2013

take the hat off

A girl grinding on a dude while holding her proverbial cowgirl hat in one hand

-so what did you and Daniel do last night?
-all we did was take the hat off

by drdestructo March 13, 2015

You take the 405

A common phrase used by Southern Californians describing freeway routes to their friends. Usually its the 405, 10, or the 110.

"How do I get to UCLA from here?"
"You take the 10 West then you take the 405 to Sunset Blvd then you turn right on Hilgard Ave"

by partyrockstar222 May 19, 2016

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

What one says while they are running towards the bathroom. Usually when the turtle is poking its head out and they are very close to having an accident in their pants.

*At the Office*
Don: Yah Bruce this weekend I took the family to-"
Tommy: "I GOTTA TAKE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT" (as he runs past the water cooler down the hallway to the bathrooms)
Don: "-to, ah, man.... i hope that Tommy gets to the bathroom in time."

by M Dogg May 31, 2005

Takes One To Know One

The worst and most pathetic comeback in the world.

"You're a whore."
"Takes one to know one!"
"That doesn't change the fact that you spread your legs for money."

by Treeeees January 25, 2010