people who pretend to be someone they are not only on facebook when clearly we all know how much of a fake bitch you really are!
I love my kids and my husband but I am a facebook fake and sit on my ass all day and do nothing but facebook and drink like a fish!
by don't want to know you February 20, 2011
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And the best part is that they just sit there and take it! >:D
And the best part is that they just sit there and take it! >:D
FBRaper: ahahah, how do you feel?
Rapee: Dude, i cant believe you were Facebook Raping me, not cool.
Rapee: Dude, i cant believe you were Facebook Raping me, not cool.
by moldylunchbox95 July 13, 2010
Get the Facebook Raping mug.Achieving knowledge about your friends or family through Facebook, whether accidental or on purpose, that you otherwise did not know. Such information is almost always upsetting because regardless of the subject, you probably take exception that you were not personally made aware of what you found.
-'Did you hear that your ex is dating some college dude?'
-'Yah, right. (pause) Where did you here that?'
-I was informed by Facebook. Here, lemme pull up here account. There is a picture of them kissing on his campus. In fact, it's both of their profile pix.
-*groan*
-'Yah, right. (pause) Where did you here that?'
-I was informed by Facebook. Here, lemme pull up here account. There is a picture of them kissing on his campus. In fact, it's both of their profile pix.
-*groan*
by Dr. Flavor November 1, 2009
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Get the facebook panhandling mug.The invariably brief/lengthy gap in time between posting a status on Facebook and receiving your first 'like' or comment. Due to the crushing pressures of Facebook social politics, the wait can be an unnerving, soul-destroying experience, with unliked statuses often driving the user into near-manic depressive states.
Guy: You okay man? You're shaking real bad.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
by norepeat October 2, 2011
Get the facebook wait mug.When you do something over the internet using facebook as a medium instead of actually doing the task in the real world. An epidemic in the USA.
1) Birthday Wished Facebook Style: wishing someone a happy birthday on their wall.
2) Facebook Style Stalking: spending hours examining a targets wall and the walls of anyone they interact with.
3) Breaking-Up Facebook Style: changing your relationship status as a way to clue someone in that it's over between the two of you.
4) Facebook Stlye Party Invite: sending out invitations to an event you have planned via the event section.
2) Facebook Style Stalking: spending hours examining a targets wall and the walls of anyone they interact with.
3) Breaking-Up Facebook Style: changing your relationship status as a way to clue someone in that it's over between the two of you.
4) Facebook Stlye Party Invite: sending out invitations to an event you have planned via the event section.
by MissMoonSuit September 12, 2011
Get the facebook style mug.In a collective effort, facebook friends of one person steal and adopt his/her profile picture, and each tag the original owner in their new pic. Then the group then likes and comments on everyone's new profile pic, ensuring a barrage of notifications for the target person. Works much better if the adopted picture is in any way scandalous.
Last night while Matt was out to dinner with his parents, 10 of us got him with a facebook flashmob. His phone must have buzzed non stop with notifications!
by Mister Snarls August 20, 2011
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