A roundabout way of saying golden shower
friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?
Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower
Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*
friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?
Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower
Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*
by AriaorAries January 16, 2023
Get the Expensive Showermug. If yer in doubt about what to bring to a bridle shower, gift-certificates to da local feed-store are always appreciated.
by QuacksO February 23, 2021
Get the bridle showermug. When a man, during a shower, inserts a chopstick up his urethra in order to prevent any toxic solvents from entering the penis. This tradition increased in popularity after the Vietnam War due to their water supply being heavily polluted with toxic chemicals, such as Agent Orange.
by fdfsvfdgrtsdvtrgtr August 14, 2025
Get the Vietnamese Showermug. by VA girls March 7, 2012
Get the Passion Showermug. October 12th is the European “bully the guy who dosent shower day” (that greasy haired poor guy who dosent shower and probably has the same glasses he had in p5) on October 12th you must bully “the guy who dosent shower” or you face capital punishment (death).
Bully the guy who dosent shower day means you must bully him example would be (hey “guy that dosent shower” look a truck *pushes guy who dosent shower into truck*
by HotMotherLover6000 October 11, 2022
Get the bully the guy who dosent shower daymug. Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.
These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
Get the prudent pre-shower protective proceduresmug. Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date
by Jdork January 24, 2022
Get the Irish showermug.