tittie baby

Someone who gets super butt hurt super easy.

Ian Tembe is such a tittie baby

by TostonesShepardpie69 June 1, 2019

Baby games

When you play easygoing games like Skyrim, The Sims or Babysitter Simulator 2019. But you don't play such games that require a lot of practice, reflex and a competitive (sometimes toxic)mindset like Battlefield, Dark Souls or Madden 20. Basically another way of calling someone a casual without the actual direct insult.

xXEdge_Lord_666Xx: yo dog wut gams u plae?
Turd_McGee: i plae minecraft
xXEdgyLordXx: y u play baby games?
Turd_McGee: y nut?

by bumerhoomorr34 December 23, 2019

acid baby

The first ever Acid baby was introduced to the world by a man named Michael Matthews. He has presumably been convicted of forcing Acid Baby's Mama to induce a 9-month long acid trip while carrying his seed. Miraculously the baby was not only born with no birth defects, but with the ability to telepathically communicate with other humans as well as beings from the other side.

UPDATE
Michael Matthews has been rumored to be nominated for the 2018 Nobel Piece Prize for donating Acid Baby to foundations interested in ending crime on the planet.

Bro did you hear the truth about 9/11
What? that conspiracy BS you're always trying to convince me of?
Nah bro, it's not BS... Acid Baby proved it!

by Unclezip October 12, 2017

baby syrup

The amniotic fluid inside the womb of a pregnant woman, otherwise the shit that comes out of the woman's pussy while giving birth.

Man, when my wife gave birth last week, the doctor got his face splashed with baby syrup.

by JSnoogs March 9, 2008

Baby Hands

Quick repetitive dual handed jabs; the hands can be no farther than 3 inches apart. Usually used as a form of self defense in a street football or basketball game.

"Dude, you dropped that perfect pass. What happened?"

"Matt unleashed his baby hands."

by Rabies Baby March 7, 2010

Colon Baby

When anally injected semen leaks into the vagina and impregnates a woman. The child comes out with a noticeably darker skin tone.

"Man, that bitch thought she was being safe taking it up the ass but bitch got a colon baby."

by sstinkbaitss December 14, 2009

Check Baby

As defined by American rapper Future’s legal team, a “Check Baby” is "slang terminology describing a child conceived solely for the purposes of extorting monies from the father of a child in the child support setting." It was first coined in February 2020 by Future regarding his then-10 month old child with former partner Eliza Reign, whom he alleges to have had a baby with him solely to cash in on child support payments (or “checks”), hence the term “check baby”.

Future: Mann, that bicch Eliza takin my money, makin me pay child support to that Check Baby! Love that kid but damn that keeky ass trick female shady as fuck.

by DrewieStewie DJ Caillou February 28, 2020