The compulsive desire of telling people what os you use and why your data is so "important".
Symptoms include:
Constantly reminding everyone you use linux
Unhealthy obsession with open source
Never ending usage of console
Hatred for every OS that isn't linux
Talking about "kernel"
Constantly trying to convert people to linux
Possible treatments include:
Buying a windows license for the linux user
Destroying linux user's ego by explaining that you don't share their interest in the OS.
Using windows or mac in front of them and explaining why the features are great
Explaining why linux user's data is not important to the government.
Symptoms include:
Constantly reminding everyone you use linux
Unhealthy obsession with open source
Never ending usage of console
Hatred for every OS that isn't linux
Talking about "kernel"
Constantly trying to convert people to linux
Possible treatments include:
Buying a windows license for the linux user
Destroying linux user's ego by explaining that you don't share their interest in the OS.
Using windows or mac in front of them and explaining why the features are great
Explaining why linux user's data is not important to the government.
by badcodehash June 14, 2021
Get the Linux Syndrome mug.The exhausting, maddening feeling when you're stranded at home waiting for the UPS guy to deliver your package. Symptoms include dozing off, hearing phantom diesel engines, restlessness, and a constant fear of leaving your waiting spot lest the UPS truck roll by while you're gone.
A: "Hey, B, you seem stressed out. Why don't you get out of the house and come see a movie with us?"
B: "I can't. I'm waiting for UPS to deliver a package, and it's giving me some serious Brown's Syndrome."
B: "I can't. I'm waiting for UPS to deliver a package, and it's giving me some serious Brown's Syndrome."
by EnchantedPeanut July 11, 2011
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Stockholm syndrome is a syndrome that is gained during being kidnapped. You begin to gain positive feelings for that person usually of the opposite sex. The main reason for obtaining Stockholm Syndrome is the kidnapper telling the captor that they will no kill them or if they feed them on a regular basis.
The captor begins to feel grateful and think of them as a good person or even start to gain feelings for their kidnapper not wanting to be rescued.
When they are rescued they talk about their captor as good or even loving person.
Stockholm syndrome is a syndrome that is gained during being kidnapped. You begin to gain positive feelings for that person usually of the opposite sex. The main reason for obtaining Stockholm Syndrome is the kidnapper telling the captor that they will no kill them or if they feed them on a regular basis.
The captor begins to feel grateful and think of them as a good person or even start to gain feelings for their kidnapper not wanting to be rescued.
When they are rescued they talk about their captor as good or even loving person.
Belle from 'Beauty and The Beast' is said to have Stockholm Syndrome.
person 1, "Look at that girl on the TV, she just got rescued from that awful man."
person 2, "Whats's she saying?"
person 1, "That he was a great person. But he kidnapped her!"
person 1, "Look at that girl on the TV, she just got rescued from that awful man."
person 2, "Whats's she saying?"
person 1, "That he was a great person. But he kidnapped her!"
by Daisy Tomlinson January 14, 2017
Get the Stockholm Syndrome mug.Alice in Wonderland Syndrome. Females who refuse to mature into adulthood. In early illustrations Alice wore mary janes and babydoll dress. Alice also had a kitten. In the opening sequence Alice is a daydreamer under the care of her older sister for the afternoon. The mature sister serves as a stark contrast and womanly example for Alice and for those with the syndrome. The story is basically her desire to eat sweets under a tree while talking to her cat all day.
Headbands, bangs, mary jane shoes, glitter on sweaters, pleated skirts, candy stash in purse, scrapbooking by candle light, taking naps, talking or singing to yourself for extended periods of time, hello kitty everything, colouring, glitter pens or pens with those fluffy things at the top, wearing kids' backpacks, heavily favouring Disney movies/movies with elaborate old-timey costumes/movies with singing and dancing, playing in make up for hours on end with emphasis on the colours pink, purple or glitter, cat stroking, majoring in English, etc. are all symptoms of this debilitating disease.
Headbands, bangs, mary jane shoes, glitter on sweaters, pleated skirts, candy stash in purse, scrapbooking by candle light, taking naps, talking or singing to yourself for extended periods of time, hello kitty everything, colouring, glitter pens or pens with those fluffy things at the top, wearing kids' backpacks, heavily favouring Disney movies/movies with elaborate old-timey costumes/movies with singing and dancing, playing in make up for hours on end with emphasis on the colours pink, purple or glitter, cat stroking, majoring in English, etc. are all symptoms of this debilitating disease.
by DrPepperChapstick January 19, 2014
Get the Alice Syndrome mug.A progressive genetic condition effecting Hispanic woman in their late twenties and thirties. Characterized by a shortening in stature, morbid obesity, drying of skin, and sour demeanor. A reduction or loss in ability to speak English, even if previously known, is also common.
Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".
Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".
Dude what happened to Yolanda?
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame
by The collectiveish September 6, 2010
Get the Troll Syndrom mug.where the woman bends over showing her anal passage and her beef curtains ready for penetration from a man. The man then gets confused about where to put his "SHLONG" and begins to sweat and faints, causing his anal passage to widen and bleed.
Matty:
Omg did you hear about niall last night ?
Stevo:
No, what happened ?
Matty:
Terry Puddin flashed the goods and he got a serious case of pussyvonanal syndrome!!!
Omg did you hear about niall last night ?
Stevo:
No, what happened ?
Matty:
Terry Puddin flashed the goods and he got a serious case of pussyvonanal syndrome!!!
by poosniff150 May 3, 2008
Get the Pussyvonanal Syndrome mug.A severe mental condition in which a person does not answer their phone. A person with this syndrome is often unaware of what is happening around them. They will read or see you messages but NEVER reply to them. This syndrome causes the person to play endless hours of video-games, and act like a nerd. In addition, they might avoid hanging out with their friends in order to watch twilight alone at night. They would rather stay inside all weekend because they are afraid other people. They leave parties or gatherings at 8 o'clock sharp, because they need to go home and do nothing. This syndrome causes people to dream about girls they like but never talk to them in real life.
by Cristo-Kcsh October 9, 2014
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