Dad

Someone you don’t have.
Someone you’ve never met.
Takes at least 7 years to buy milk

“God, why does dad take so long to get back from the store?”

by Dance_sexy._.Be_sexier!! November 29, 2018

kinyons dad

Someone who left there kid for a pack of cigarettes and never came back forcing his mom to do everything causing her to drink until she couldnt remember anything causing kinyon to be ugly and retarted

Kinyons dad never came back

by Kinyons dad March 19, 2019

Josh the fat Walmart dad

He's a fat bitch and he looks like that fat dad at wammart

Hey look it's josh the FAT Walmart dad

by Kdultimategaming May 15, 2022

Dadded

When a car which is nice and untouched gets modified so much so it becomes Dadded. Typical examples of "Dadded" cars are those with a selection of but no limited to:

Child Seats
Roof Racks
"Baby on Board" signs
Seat Belt Pads
Car Window Shades

Got myself a 135i and I Dadded it out with a roof rack and car seat

by EiMaJ90 August 30, 2020

dad

another name for a males dick

Stfu and eat dad

by giantslayer1999 May 27, 2022

Dad Rizz

When a dad has some charm talking to people, usually from years of experience and old stories.

My dad talked to this cutie on our commute, "I was here in 87' this and I went to Paris in 92' that." Old man has some Dad Rizz in him.

by Flimflambam May 20, 2023

Leisure Dad

Describes someone who's extremely chic, casual, and classy. They're eating oysters at a small hotel in Greece, wearing all linen. They're also alone in a park reading a book on "the best phrases of the century"

The term was first seen on The Kid Laroi's instagram post in 2025

"that dude at the bar was on his leisure dad shit.. alone, eating a dozen oysters and 12 martini's in all white linen"

by jessgirly1 May 13, 2025