Love water

The act of cumming in a strong alcoholic beverage, usually vodka, and giving it to a girl for consumption.

Katie drank the love water last night!
I nearly threw up after drinking Nick's love water.

by TheDownLow April 7, 2015

Blue water

Blue water, the source of all life. If a guy call himselfs "Blue-water" (check the capital B) he got to be a friendly and plane guy!(and suck in CS)
"Blue water = good thirst-drink"

(see also "water")

"Wanna come with me to the water? ok! *walking to the water* Omg! that was a "blue water"!"

"Hi Blue-water, hows it goin handsome guy?"

by Blue-water May 20, 2004

Water Polo

Masturbation in the bathtub, a aquatic (and pocketless) variant of pocket pool.

Sorry gents, gotta go--me and my stiffy are off to the tub for a round of water polo!

by pontifex maximus January 26, 2005

lady in the water

Hard to decide if I liked it or not. Of course, this movie was a mess, but it was such a colorful, lively mess that it was strangely fascinating to watch in its own chaotic way. It's one of those movie you watch and think, "Which random direction is this lunacy going to go now?"

The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable and The Village were better than Lady in the Water but Signs is still my least favorite; I just didn't care about the characters.

by Mr. Blond June 20, 2007

Holy water

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.

My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

Skinny Water

Water that contains the ebola virus and is bottled in third world parts of Africa.

Hey I drank some skinny water and lost 80 pounds in two weeks!!!!!!

by Ashton M March 28, 2008

water ballooning

Similar to "docking" where after touching heads, one uncircumcised homo puts his foreskin over the other fuckin homo's head and pisses thus creating the "water balloon" effect.

Ben managed to keep the sheets dry, until his pathetic cock's water ballooning seal broke ans his water balloon exploded all over Mike's bed.

by Dick Dastardley December 15, 2016