Paul

A Paul is a person who betrays your trust. A person who can’t keep their mouth shut. If you date a Paul, he will for sure break your heart. He will seem trusting at first but don’t give in to his games, they are all just to lead you on into believing you are amazing when really he sees you just as trash.

Paul is an ass dude. I’ve never seen anyone so mean.

by Spreadingthetruth June 13, 2022

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Daniel Paul

The type of person that never showed up in first place but was originally chosen to be your fellow classmate. He is often confused with parasites appearing randomly on your local discord server.
Also the name is used for main antagonists in everyones daily life.

They stopped asking for Daniel Paul when Agata disappeared.

by bluemangamefan June 17, 2022

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Paul (pj) haley

He is the fakest person you will meet. his smile and pig nostrils will make you vomit. He will hurt eveyone and you because he is violent. He'll try bash your bestfriend and flirt with everyone, even boys. He thinks he is smart but he is actully really dumb. He lies a lot and try's to show off but it files because eveyone knows he is liar, that's why he doesn't have many friends and he makes friends with old kids. He is one of those people that you need to ditch before your life is ruined.

I met paul (pj) haley in school and he messed up my life.

by pls let me kill him ehehe sksk November 11, 2020

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The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

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Logan Paul

A species of slug that is known to inhabit the dingiest, most disgusting places known to man. This creature feeds on human waste and filth, and it is agreed upon by most zoologists that its excrement is far more vile and toxic than what it ingests as sustenance. Its mating call sounds vaguely like a popular song written by the Flobots (though anyone foolish enough to find this breed of slug suitable as a pet would vehemently deny this), and it often creates nests for itself with its own filth and excrement. For this reason, it is advisable to avoid this creature if one encounters it in the wild.

Logan Paul is known to expel waste that is much more vile than its sustenance.

by BEN drowned/Kenny McCormick September 6, 2018

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