The home of the Shockers. The shockers are a group of men that wear shorts which appear to be covering an overfilled diaper. They also play with each others' balls while in court. Inexplicably, a large number of "fans" (translation from French slang: morons) pay actual money to see this. Thus money could be used for extra trash bags or maybe a subscription to "Hand washing your laundry Weekly". Apparently, they also teach some classes and such there, but the bureaucratic policy of Wichita State University is to treat students as nuisance parasites who should be annoyed until eradication.
Fan (moron): Did you see the Wichita State University Shockers made it to sweet sixteen?
Student: No, I was busy thinking about my future laundry experience, I have to prioritize.
Student: No, I was busy thinking about my future laundry experience, I have to prioritize.
by impartial_derivative April 6, 2015
Get the Wichita State Universitymug. by Holla April 8, 2005
Get the Ferris State Universitymug. Guy 1: Did you hear that Joe got accepted into Penn State University?
Guy 2: Oh Shit! He's gonna get raped in the locker room!
Guy 2: Oh Shit! He's gonna get raped in the locker room!
by FiZz CoLa June 30, 2015
Get the penn state universitymug. Some people state that Resetting the Universe is a difficult, epic task that not many take on.
You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.
' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'
' How epic. '
You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.
' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'
' How epic. '
' Gabby and Connor made an epic journey to Atlantis to find the Staples that holds the button that will make 2. Resetting the Universe possible '
' Oh God guys your so epic '
' Oh God guys your so epic '
by epicccc kids December 31, 2009
Get the 2. Resetting the Universemug. Look at that dude, he could be the next {doggo of the parallel universe}!
Poggers, that man will be epik.
Poggers, that man will be epik.
by doggo of the parallel universe June 13, 2021
Get the doggo of the parallel universemug. The best girlfreind in the universe her name is Kylee she is so beautifal so cute so pretty so loyal and loves you so much and will do anything for you
Me:Yo did you meet my girl kylee
Freind:NO WAY your dating kylee?
Me:yes bro shes the Best girlfreind in the universe
Freind:NO WAY your dating kylee?
Me:yes bro shes the Best girlfreind in the universe
by thisalliytwouldletmeuse' February 16, 2022
Get the Best girlfreind in the universemug. The apartment complex located in Salisbury, Md created for housing the students that attend Salisbury University. While rather decent, it can hold about 60 students on any given night. "Guard dog" routinely visits to have a beer and say keep the noise down. Safer than the zoo yet its better just to pre-game at UV
Freshman: Dude, we gotta go chill at uv tonight, your place again?!
Junior: University Village Salisbury?! Sure im down to pre-game.
Freshman: I invited 50 people.
Junior: Wait what?! Just pre-game!
Junior: University Village Salisbury?! Sure im down to pre-game.
Freshman: I invited 50 people.
Junior: Wait what?! Just pre-game!
by blacklight212 April 6, 2011
Get the University Village Salisburymug.