national Durf day

A holiday celebrated on november 10th for mormons who “denim surf” to not have premarital sex

“did you know it’s national durf day?”
“i’ll have to get it on with my mormon girlfriend tonight “

by durfqueen October 6, 2021

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National Stimmy Day

National stimmy day refers to taking a sort of stimulant on March 17th. This ranges from caffeine and up, even sunshine! Whatever stimulates you, it is a day signifying happy days are near. Also referring to the day most anericans got their Covid-19 3rd stimulus check.

Dude it’s national stimmy day, we have to buy coffee and go outside

by Noobsicles March 17, 2021

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national emma day

everyone posts emma and is allowed to only use positive words towards emma today. if emma has a problem it is obvious that anyone would fix it for her today. it’s her day today. make emma happy today. seriously i love emma. how could one not love emma. everyone get yourself an emma:)

ex. emma is the sweetest person in the world and i adore and look up to emma.

“oh my god it’s national emma day, let’s all make emma happy today and take her out to lunch!”

by ilovedilfs69420 October 24, 2022

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