adopt me

adopt me

adopt me

by kiitybunnigirl August 25, 2021

Pinch Me

Da "minor pain-in-da-butt" dude who survived da infamous "group swim" wif Adam and Eve.

It's SUCH a major bummer dat Pinch Me wasn't acquainted wif "da first couple" earlier in their lives, or he might have been able to perform his "specialty" action on them --- and then if they'd persisted, maybe even "upped da ante" to Mr. Spock's "nerve pinch" which would have harmlessly rendered them temporarily unconscious --- to shock them back to their senses when they were contemplating eating da apple, and thus saved future mankind from da agonies of toil.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

smurfed me

to recieve oral, anal, or vaginal poke-sation

me and that girl went to the car and she smurfed me

by swill killer 95 January 16, 2010

drown me

To let a girl squirt on you(or to just eat her out)

Johnny: Hey girl when you gone drown me😩💦💦
Girl: boy stop playin

by Bldrr June 7, 2018

bellow me

the value of Sean Connery's bet on celebrity jeopardy to the final jeopardy "write anything"

-Let's see what you wagered... me... bellow me, bellow me... i don't get it.
-Oh i bet you do, you Canadian ponce.

by Psycho Seraph December 20, 2008

arrow me

fuck me;
pleasure me

I want Daniel to arrow me!

by Clics December 3, 2016

Bite me

"Bite Me" has been used as a dismissive comment since the 70's. It's a phrase you toss at your friends or pets when they're being dicks, but you still love them.. " Bite me" is more cuddly than "Fuck you".

My pitbulls won't eat their supper. "Bite me, dogs! No more cheese appetizers for you!"

by Dogma mama December 1, 2020