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Brand New

1. A band that proves that if you take a bunch of shit and throw it together, there are always people to love it. They gained popularity quickly when it became trendy to listen to shitty music that nobody cares about. Considered great songwriters by teenage girls everywhere thanks to pseudo "musicians" prasing them (they suck).

2. The reason for the fall of the Roman Empire

3. Music that traveled though time to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs.

4. A sound so terrible that all of the Justice League, The Avengers, and the Fellowship of the Ring would commit suicide if forced to do battle against it.
Person A: "Who is the shittiest band ever?"

Person B: "Well that would have to be Brand New."

"Today I discovered the cure for cancer, but I heard a song by Brand New and I realize that the human race is no longer worth it."
by Philip Fenix March 4, 2010
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New Zealand

A naturally blessed country in the south seas next to Australia. There are some Australians who think NZ's not worth a pinch of shit, and lay lots of it on NZ because they don't know any better. I hope there are only a minority of Australians who feel like this, as in all honesty NZ is pretty damn awesome. Also, many Kiwis tend to hate Australia because they think Australians dislike NZ. Hopefully it isn't too widespread.
Aussie 1: New Zealand's not worth a pinch of shit!

Aussie 2: Oath

Aussie 1: No there's lots of Aussies who think that.
by Paul Ward December 14, 2006
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New Orleans

The contents of a toilet after muddbutt
ah that taco bell left the city of new orleans in the toilet
by Pete...... September 20, 2005
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New Jersey

That state up in Yankeeland that is home to the nastiest city in the US...Newark. That, coming from a citizen of the greatest state in the US, TEXAS!
And, yes, I have been to New Jersey!!!
by Hallie Corson September 28, 2004
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new zealand

Totally awesome country that I've visited many times even though I am an American citizen and didn't get dual-citizenship until last year. Fuck off all you stupid ass Aussies who think NZ is a load of shit cuz nobody here or there likes you either. Oh, and none of you dumbshits can imitate their accents, so just stop trying before you hurt yourself trying to think about it.
Aussie: NZ'ers suck
American/NZ citizen: Fuck you
Aussie: We're the shit so fuck yourself, we know every fucking thing about NZ and everything else too
American/NZ citizen: bullshit, you don't seem to know that everyone hates you! And that you'll never come close to knowing shit about anything NZ.
by Anna April 16, 2004
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brand new

a band considered unique by those who don't know shit about music & love their ClearChannel radio stations + MTV.
dood brand knew r0x i saw em live wit otha emo bandz omg
by robot April 13, 2004
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New plate

Man 1: "You seeing all these new drill rappers?"
Man 2: "Yeah man, these new plate rappers ain't on shit!"
by Slapit July 8, 2020
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