Her Majesty’s Timeshare

Time spent in prison as each cell is technically a timeshare apartment.

Hey bro where have you been ? I’ve just been living in Her Majesty’s Timeshare accommodation.

by Mont14 November 6, 2021

in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

Throw a Hammer at Her

Code word for “fix it” *must be pronounced with canadian accent”

Jack: Got any plans with the truck this weekend bud?

Paul: Oh ya know bud just gonna throw a hammer at her so i can take her out rompin next weekend. huh bud?

by Dripdroptiptopsnipsnopkipkop October 16, 2019

Snuff her kitty

A sexual innuendo; To greatly pleasure a vagina with minimal effort through consensual means.

"I can't wait to snuff her kitty tonight!"

by FluffleNutter May 25, 2023

Bust In Her Mouth Her In Bust

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.

"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."

by Devil Jones March 4, 2008

Hers

A girl that is very annoying, dumb, or you know, just so irritating you can't put it into words

Person 1:" Y/N is such a her!"
Person 2: "I know right! So is (so and so)"
Person 3: "I hate hers"
Person 1: "Same"

by chocymilkandnuggs April 26, 2022