ethan

Kieler gay best friend he is almost as kool as kieler but not a quite

he is v v gay he is a gay ethan

by ethans kooleo friend September 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a amazing guy. When paired with a Sophia he will fuck the shit out of her till she cums blood with his 15 inch shlong. He’s a amazing man so beatutiful and will pull any girl he looks at. Ethan’s have a rival with Dylan’s and always shit on them.

Is that an Ethan he’s sexy

by Ethan’s sexy man August 24, 2021

Ethan

The most supportive friend you'll ever meet, always there for you, always got your back.

Ethan is the best friend I've ever had

by _THE_FAN_GIRL_ June 12, 2018

Ethan

Ethan, aka Eating Thick Harrelson At Night. He's dick is in the negatives, however he walks around like hes the shit

Oh yeah, u c that zesty gay ass mf? thats an Ethan

by max coxlong March 30, 2025

Ethan

Ethan's a really tall leftist skater boy. He's not very popular, and probably gets bullied but he doesn't care. He's really sad and horny all the time but it works out because he's pretty popular with the ladies. Ethan has a nicotine addiction and drinks too much monster energy. He also has a godly taste in music. He plays guitar and writes music but will only play you his music if he trusts you, which isn't very likely. Whether you like it or not, Ethan is cooler than you.

Chad: haha Ethan you fucking loser go write a song about cutting yourself or something emo trash
Rebecca: stfu Chad leave Ethan alone
Chad: *misogynistic comment*

Rebecca: you know what Chad we're breaking up I'm leaving you for Ethan
Chad: 😭😭😭

by cumslut collector October 18, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a very horny teenage boy who spends his time skateboarding, vaping, and drinking monsters rather than doing his homework. He's really tall and a bit of a loner but he's really popular with the ladies. He gets bullied by Chad but he doesn't care and he has a godly taste in music. You may not want to admit it, but Ethan is way cooler than you.

Chad: Ethan's such a fucking loser ahaha
Rebecca: stfu Chad, you're an asshole and I'm leaving you for Ethan because he's cooler than you
Chad: 😭😭😭

by cumslut collector October 18, 2020

Ethan

is a dick head and lies about angie

also small pp

OH look at lil pp Ethan

by youngdaggerdik March 5, 2019