Egg tose

A leisure sport in which townies hurl eggs at pregnant women. Bonus points are awarded when a participant knocks the cigarette from the target's mouth. This event is especially popular in the rural counties of southern Maryland.

Carrie: This town is so boring.

Stacey: The fuck you talking about, girl? There's an egg tose at the D!

by RonTexaco December 31, 2019

Egg McMuffin

verb. When one has just enough time for the most basic of frivolities.

I was running so late this morning that I didn't even have time to egg mcmuffin.

by Winniewinwinwin February 24, 2017

Hard Boiled Eggs

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.

Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.

by Do close the door March 15, 2022

egg waster

A man who wastes child bearing years of a woman, promising to marry her but never does

Todd turned out to a an egg waster for helen what a shame

by Faseeha March 5, 2024

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared in the usual fashion, but the hollandaise has the addition of male ejaculate.

Hey Jimmy, how are you liking those Eggs Benedict Arnold?

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

Egg Roll

To beat someone's ass.

I'm gonna go egg roll on his ass.

by Reign Supreme January 12, 2023

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