cat tranquilizer

ketamine

"I'm in a K-hole."
"Why?"
"I'm on weird drugs."
"What are you talking about? I didn't know you are on drugs. What are you taking! For Godsakes tell me so that I can tell the police!"

"Dude, I'm taking cat tranquilizers"

by bloodsatan September 17, 2013

cheeky cat

an individual who is excessively silly; funny, happy, extroverted.

You are one cheeky cat Tom!

by The O Dizzle June 27, 2010

Black Cat

really cool firecracker that is just a bunch of really little firecrackers, strapped together, usually in groups of 5-10.

my friends and i blew up a leftover burrito from taco bell by strapping a black cat to it

by cream of sumyungay October 10, 2005

Cat Farmer

The profession of farming felines in the Canadian Wilderness. A rather hauntingly difficult task, usually done by planting cats in the ground and waiting for them to sprout and thus being able to farm them correctly. Alternatively, you can just let them roam free until they reproduce and be all badass with your cat farm.

I've heard of vegetable farms, cow farms, even zombie farms, but a cat farm?!

So I recently quit my job and became a full time Cat Farmer..

by johnnycomic September 19, 2012

Fingering the Cat

A phrase originating under the Tokugawa shogunate circa 1669 which aptly describes the phenomena of returning home from a long day of collegiate studies and kicking back with a brew followed by crushing a nap. Roughly translated from the original Japanese it means "arousing the lynx" but has been adapted into "fingering the cat" to appeal to the more modern and domesticated variety of feline as well as appear more colloquial to the average collegiate.

Mitch: "Tarnation, Jimmy what in Sam Hill are you doing?
Jimmy: "Not much, I just finished my last class and I'll just be in my room fingering the cat."
Mitch: "I wish you well in that endeavor"
Jimmy: "Bite my cock!"

by Captain Jackoff November 15, 2011

Nigger Cat

fuck you think it mean... niggger!

nigger this.
nigger that.
nigger ate a nigger cat.

by Trevor Kremonas August 22, 2011

wompus cat

pissed off, irrate, or visibly aggitated.

from appalachian phrase "aunry as a wompus cat" the wompus cat being a feline mammal born without an anus.
-if you were born without a butthole you'd be aunry too-

by john hammond August 3, 2007