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VSCO girl 

The cancer of modern society, the retards that think posting about turtles on their insta story will actually fucking save them, don’t forget the signature hydroflask, tube tops , Birkenstock’s or converses. Common ways to identify a VSCO girls is to look out for their language, generally including the vocabulary such as “and I oop...” or “SKSKSKSKSKSKKSK” “OMG YASSS GURL I LOVE THAT HYDROFLASKSSKSKSKKSKSKS”, should you hear this language, gtfo before it’s too late.
Them: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK OMG GURLLLL THAT LOOKS SO GOOD ON YOUUUU, AND I OOP, SKSKSKSKSKSKS PASS MY HYDROFLASK
Me: Fucking VSCO girls
VSCO girl by IndoorBadger669 August 30, 2019

VSCO GIRL 

A girl who always is wearing an over sized t-shirt scrunchies shell necklaces chokers vans and a hydro flask.they are very annoying and usually say " sksksksks an I oop-"
Look at that VSCO girl she's always talks like a snake.
VSCO GIRL by Yandere izabel September 1, 2019

VSCO girl 

A vsco girl is a type of female that usually wear scrunchies, cover themselves in stickers and usually overly-protective over the environment mainly about plastic straws. They also have a few catchphrases that tend to be pretty annoying such as "sksksksksksk" and "and I oop-" they are mostly hated by the internet.
Person 1:hey that girl looks pretty hot should I slide??
Person 2:no I don't think so she looks like a vsco girl
Person 1:fuck man
VSCO girl by the_isa September 2, 2019

VSCO girl 

A white person that wears scrunchies and usually doesn't have to poop as much as the average person because all she eats is salad!! She always has her hair in the messiest bun thought possible, always wears ugly crocs, birks, and vans. Usually seen in a huge oversized shirts and nike pro shorts!! Usually you can't even tell if they are wearing shorts! Usually absolutely hate E-GIRLS!!!!! Ugly people and are rude!!! I would suggest not being friends with a vsco girl!!! 🐷😤💀
Ewww is that VSCO girl even wearing shorts??
VSCO girl by Poopydooopyoopy September 5, 2019

vsco girl 

Someone who wears scrunchies on there wrist all the time.

Someone who also talks about saving the turtles.
Has a hydro flask.
Has metal straws or the ones that save the planet or something.

Go Sksksksksksksk.
Sometimes are in denial about being a vsco girl
“Aha let me show you all my scrunchies” said the vsco girl

vsco girl 

The biggest space waste of all time. They are made of 75% annoying 15%scrunchie 10% hydro flask
Jacob:I hate vsco girls they’re so annoying

Kailyn:and I oop, but I’m a sksksks vsco girl

Jacob: what I meant was I love them…is that a hydro flask so cool
Kailyn:yeah it is actually
vsco girl by DAB#2 September 7, 2019