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Bathroom Guillotine

When a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his penis through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.
"Dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!"
by Redsxfan34 April 19, 2010
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bathroom sniping

When you're busy in the bathroom in the morning and leave for two seconds, only to find on your return that someone else has occupied the bathroom.
1. With 6 of us in the house and only 1 bathroom, we have multiple occurrences of bathroom sniping every morning.

2. "Dammit Jim! I'm sick of your bathroom sniping! I'm right in the middle of brushing my teeth."
by erusolo February 10, 2014
mugGet the bathroom snipingmug.

Bathroom Potion

Something you would make when you were younger, in the bathroom,

mostly it was a mixture of different soaps, shampoos and conditioners.
then you would dump it down the drain or smother yourself in it.
Random kid on the internet named S0ULT4K3R: I don't make bathroom potions, they are for kids
guy on the internet: Literally the only video you have uploaded is a recipe for a watery Bathroom potion.
by The Chipporino May 4, 2023
mugGet the Bathroom Potionmug.

bathroom virgin

When you haven't had sex in a bathroom
'Oh my god, you're still a bathroom virgin?!'
by theawesomewd August 19, 2016
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bathroom cactus

a cactus in you're bathroom that would get you all the bitches #yurt #fishlife #termisgay
dude i was going to take a shit at a friends house then i saw his bathroom cactus that shit was hard
by salmon69420 March 13, 2022
mugGet the bathroom cactusmug.

Russian Bathroom

When communists from North Korea escape to Russia to borrow their bathrooms.
Danal: Where should we go?
Priest: Let’s go to the Russian Bathroom!
by Tuxedo Falcon October 23, 2019
mugGet the Russian Bathroommug.

bathroom encounter

a quick sexual encounter that takes place in a bathroom
Do you play music when you fuck? I mean, I know you have a lot of bathroom encounters and shit.
by deadheadrik December 28, 2009
mugGet the bathroom encountermug.

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