Pity Sponsorship

I derivative of pity sex. When a action sports company sponsors and individual in exchange for promoting their goods not on the basis of being top talent but granting them status because they make up for lack of talent in other areas such as stoke, balls or age.

I can't believe that fat middle aged long boarder got sponsored by Breaking Boards just because he has more courage to ride huge scary monster hills; Or perhaps it's because he is older than my parents; Or they just feel sorry for him. Anyway, I am the best skater, he sucks, and I am going to hate on him because of it... pft! What a pity sponsorship!

by Bergen County Bombers January 25, 2012

Pity-Like

When you like someone's instagram photo for the sole reason of the guilty feeling you have because the photo has like zero likes.

Tina's picture only had two likes after an hour so I gave her a pity-like.

by Mileydelrey March 29, 2015

pity blunt

When a person passes you a blunt out of pity

Man she kept being dramatic so I passed her the pity blunt.

by Pacman723 December 14, 2018

pity smile

A smile given by someone who feels pity for someone. A condescending type of smile, looking down on someone with pity.

The wealthy woman gave the homeless man a couple of dollars and a pity smile.

by Samuel Lawrence Charles July 9, 2016

pity semi

A half-hearted attempt at sexting someone back a picture of your somewhat erect penis. Can result from a lack of arousal, lack of enthusiasm for the recipient, or lack of girth and/or length in your own dick.

Person 1: *sends dick pic*
Person 2: *not really horny, sends semi erect dick pic*
Person 1: "Send me one that's hard."
Person2: "You're an asshole, that was a pity semi and that's all you're worth."

by enjoysacklunch October 31, 2014

Pity drink

After a guy buys a hot girl a drink, he then buys her ugly friend a drink too out of pity.

"Hey bro, what are you doing? You already bought that hot chick over there a drink!"

"I know man, but I feel bad for her friend so I got her a pity drink, you know, out of pity."

by breathing apparatus August 28, 2013

Pity Cookie

A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.

Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"

Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"

by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012