Public lice are usually referred to as Crabs. They are small parasites that resemble Sébastien from the Little Mermaid. There's no known cure for them.
Did you hear that Rebecca has Crotch Crickets again? I think I heard the song Under the Sea coming from her front underwear.
by Bar Bizzle February 8, 2019
Get the Crotch Cricketsmug. "When I asked him why he had a plastic cover in his couch, he told me that he was still making payments to Rent-a-Center on it and wanted to keep it fresh!"
..."Girl, that shit is SO CRICKET"
example 2: "I didn't send you that email you ask for because the signal on my neighbor's WiFi was all jacked with the weather."
..."Dude, you are SO CRICKET!"
example 3: "Look who's riding on new Rent-N-Rolls!"
..."You are SO CRICKET!"
..."Girl, that shit is SO CRICKET"
example 2: "I didn't send you that email you ask for because the signal on my neighbor's WiFi was all jacked with the weather."
..."Dude, you are SO CRICKET!"
example 3: "Look who's riding on new Rent-N-Rolls!"
..."You are SO CRICKET!"
by MemphisTees February 21, 2011
Get the So Cricketmug. by notdolly January 2, 2022
Get the Cricket Crewmug. Bro, i was so stoked to eat this chicks box but her minge crickets were chirping so l couldn't hear her moan. So I threw her some cab fare and told her to get out of here.
by thebigticket87 July 9, 2011
Get the Minge Cricketsmug. by owangutang May 18, 2021
Get the Butt Cricketsmug. When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.
by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011
Get the Status Cricketsmug. That awkward silence after something inappropriate, off topic or really boring has been uttered in a group conversation, where the only sound heard thereafter is chirping crickets. this is often followed by the departure of some participants.
by <yawn!> December 3, 2010
Get the A cricket momentmug.