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darren

darren is a rare specimen, they typically have these traits ;

(1) an amazing sense of humor, everybody in the room will laugh at their jokes. darren's laugh lights up the room, but their laugh is exclusive. they dont laugh at anything, his laugh is too magical for that :D.

(2) an infectious laugh, they have the best laughs, ones that light up the entire room. their laugh instantly infects everybody in the room.

(3) last but not least, phenomenal personalities :D if u ever find a darren, make sure to lock them up in ur closet and swallow the key. coz they'll always be by ur side, they are the most loyal and faithful creatures on this planet. they are easy to get along with <3 they'll always be there for you and they can always make you smile with their amazing sense of humor. they never struggle to make you happy:3. if you let a darren in your life, they'll brighten up your life. darrens have immense beauty and talent in the arts, they have extreme talent in the arts. anything they produce comes our magical and one of a kind. they are passionate and can triumph through any situation. they will make you feel like the most special person in this world, they'll make you feel out of this world. they're great as lovers, and will always prioritize you over anybody and anything. they'll make you feel like your dreaming (in a good way ^^).

a darren will take over your mind, like a plague.
person 1 : dyk darren?
person 2 : yes!! he's amazing.
by loomisme December 8, 2023
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Darren

darren is a guy that has a gyatt and the hips every girl wants, they really don't lie like shakira. he's short and annoying and his jokes are never as funny as he thinks they are.
get a Darren as a friend you will never run out of things to make fun of!
person: did you see Darren today
other person: yh we love darren
by Amazing writer! November 21, 2023
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Darren

v. to darren, darrening, darrened
The act of aggressively eating without sharing and no concern for personal safety or others hunger.
"I just Darrened that tray of tots in front of all the children. "
"Didn't you feel bad for the children? "
"No just sick to my stomach."
by wowdasnice June 7, 2022
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Darren

Darren is the type of person to get vac banned in csgo
Don't be a Darren.
by kyle is bad February 14, 2017
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Darren

A Boston based bartender residing in Quincy who could suck a basketball out of a straw.
“Did you hit up Cathedreal last night?”

“Ya, I was late for church. I saw Darren and he sucked me drier than the Sahara and I fainted from dehydration.”
by DonnyBrasco69 May 1, 2022
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Darren

A super funny and amazing friend, who will always go over and beyond for those around him. He loves to work out and he could eat meat every day if he could. Great fashion, funny with his little quirks, and always gives more than he expects in return. Would sacrifice his sleep for you. Thrive off deep conversations.
"Darren is such an amazing friend"

"Yeah! I agree, I'm so thankful to have a Darren in my life"
by Matchalatte123 November 23, 2021
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Mr. Darren Sandvig

his presence fills the room with anticipation and education, you could never live like mr sandvig, he is the strongest and hardworking individual, if you ever come across mr sandvig, prepare for utter greatness.
student: Mr. Darren Sandvig is litterally the GOAT
by DDyln May 15, 2024
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