French Class

Excusez-moi, je ne suis pas parle-vous français.

French class was terrible.

by That_0ne_Person January 24, 2016

French Waiter

When one gives oral sex, but uses their teeth too much

She gave me a total french waiter

by taletotell November 18, 2020

French shopping

Shop lifting
An inseparable part of French culture
A legend says that French supermarkets are taking thefts into consideration by adding the monthly loss by theft to the prices of the products in store.
Which makes sense, doesn't it?

I went French shopping today, got myself some fromage de corse.

by ennoc February 11, 2020

french skunk

When a mans penis becomes entangled in a young girls braces.

Oh no Dads shaft just french skunked my mouth again.

by Womb Worm April 17, 2014

French oral

A type of oral sex, where you make out with the tip of the penis.

Francesca, tried out french oral with Arthur, he seemed to like having the tip of his dick being made out with.

by Henrietta the boss May 8, 2020

French duck

When you fart in the shower and it sounds like a drowning duck.

I think I just heard a french duck

by op2014 November 4, 2014

French seat

A seat with a dildo on the top so you sit on the dildo

Wayne jr: Did you see Matt's new to him Phoenix? It has two French seats.

Zack: those are sweet!

by Fuck lasalle October 22, 2020