bathroom virgin

When you haven't had sex in a bathroom

'Oh my god, you're still a bathroom virgin?!'

by theawesomewd August 19, 2016

Bathroom Potion

Something you would make when you were younger, in the bathroom,

mostly it was a mixture of different soaps, shampoos and conditioners.
then you would dump it down the drain or smother yourself in it.

Random kid on the internet named S0ULT4K3R: I don't make bathroom potions, they are for kids
guy on the internet: Literally the only video you have uploaded is a recipe for a watery Bathroom potion.

by The Chipporino May 4, 2023

bathroom cupcake

the act of jizzing on a urinal cake and then eating it.

I'd rather eat a bathroom cupcake than eat this food.

by quelfmaster July 20, 2016

Bathroom Hopping

The thing you do when you ask to leave the classroom and don’t wanna go back so you hide you inside multiple bathrooms for a while. This is used when your stupid school makes u sign into the bathroom becuase of vapers so you can only be in the bathroom for 7 minutes

Girl: why weren’t you in class
Girl 2: hahah I was bathroom hopping

by dumbteen October 2, 2018

bathroom ramen

A culinary delicacy prepared exclusively in the restroom, often in moments of sheer desperation or culinary rebellion. This eccentric dish, born from the murky waters of the bathroom sink or, God forbid, the bathtub, signifies a true testament to one's dedication to instant gratification and questionable hygiene standards. Commonly associated with college dorms, late-night coding sessions, and individuals like "ThePrimeagen."

"Steven was so engrossed in his coding project that his only option was bathroom ramen."

"Dude, that's some hardcore dedication to his craft."

by DerreksaurusRex June 6, 2023

Bathroom Guillotine

When a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his penis through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.

"Dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!"

by Redsxfan34 April 19, 2010

Bathroom guppies

When you look down after jerkin it on the toilet and see them swimming around.

Hey mom! Wanna see my bathroom guppies!

by IHaveNeverJerkedItOnTheToilet August 17, 2018