Shits in my nutella jar

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves

Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.

by lemmingdos October 2, 2014

NUTella

Has a little bit more than just hazelnut.

i gave my girl some of that NUTella last night, and she hated it

by blackniggerinthacity December 13, 2016

Nutella Milkshake

An activity for scat fetishists - involving a blender, a cup of milk, and a log of somebody’s feces. After it has blended, it’s poured into a funnel that was shoved up somebody’s rectum.

“Yo, it smells like shit. What did you two do last night?”

“I had a Nutella Milkshake with my wife.”

by Artyphaggot May 25, 2023

Nutella

A gift from god.👍

“I love nutella”

by Real G! January 7, 2018

Nutella

a little piece of a strange substance that's hazlenut spread. It's amazingly delicious and i feel bad for those who are allergic. they can't experience magic the same way.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I'm hungry
Guy 2: have some of my Nutella, it's majestically delicious.

by NutellaFromLc June 3, 2017

butter your nutella

cumming in the asshole

"Hey girl, I'll butter your nutella back at my place!"

by Hotgirl0173 July 3, 2025

nutella whore

A girl or boy who is so obsessed with nutella they consume it in very large quantities

Michael: is that your 3rd pot of nutella this week?!
Abby: fourth
Michael: dam you really are a nutella whore

nutella whore nutty chocolate

by Pecksniffian April 19, 2016