lard ass

lard ass (noun)
a fat & often lazy person

She is such a lard ass. She hasn't been at work for 3 days.She hasn't even called to let us know that she's ill or her children are ill.

by passe’ November 6, 2023

Jacko-lard

Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

lard

A response to an answer of question you weren't expecting, but don't care about it too much.

A: "what would happen if you put France on top of Wyoming?"
B: "idk"
A: "at least 7 people would die."
B: "lard"

by Psynoduem May 7, 2022

Fat Lard

A big fat person who does nothing but sits around and doesn't do shit, but watches animal porn in their free time

Hey look at that Fat Lard

by SUB2PEWDIEPIEEEEEEEE April 25, 2019

Lard

Someone who is fat

Person 1: who is the YouTuber dream?

Person 2: A lard

by Window sheets December 11, 2021

Lard

Humans but big.
Not Giants.

LOOK OUT, IT'S A LARD!

by kharker711 April 21, 2022

Lard IV

Making someone not fat more fat

Did you see that tiny chick? She needs a lard iv.

by The Skinny Police June 6, 2009