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Carole Middleton

Mom of Kate Middleton or now styled (Catherine) Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis,Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn, Baroness Carrickfergus.

Carole created the really successful Party Pieces with her ever wuss of a husband Mike Middleton. After Party Piece she and her husband were able to send their family into the fancy world of the upper crust which led to Kate meeting her prince and marrying him. People note that Carole was the mastermind behind Kate meeting the Prince.

Also mum to Pippa and James (questionable sexuality)
Is Your Mum being a stagemum.. Duh.she is just being a Carole Middleton
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Mary carol ray

Will claim she is not hungry but will steal all of your food. Always wants desert or sugar. Still denies that she is a vsco girl but she uses a hydro flask and scrunchies so you tell me. Names her car, loves monograms, LOVES coffee. She is pretty dope tho. The most beautiful woman ever, strong, courageous, kind, sweet, funny, sarcastic, independent, brilliant, and loving.
When I met Mary carol ray my life changed forever and I have never been happier, I am still dumbfounded as to how someone this incredible can exist
by Latinmaster22 November 19, 2019
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Go To The Light Carol Anne!

A phrase most often used while sitting on the toilet during a Rectal Exorcism as a form of begging and pleading for the demon turd to leave your dark body and come to the light via your anus. A similar line also used in the famous movie, Poltergeist.
Frank had been on the toilet for over an hour as he was experiencing a Rectal Exorcism. His wife finaly came to check on him whereby heard groaning and moaning from behind the bathroom door followed by repeated screaming Go To The Light Carol Anne! Go To the Light Carol Anne! This was followed by several flushes and a notable sigh of relief.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014
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The Carol's Primus Project

aka the CPP



A secret project at which no further explanation can be divulged


yet
"gentlemen, CPP has reached phase 3"
by CPP commander February 2, 2004
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when you invite some dick over on your day off and just fuck like mike & carol brady.
by meatpupette February 23, 2010
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Carol

A Karen times a 1000
Steals dead babies ashes and passes them out as Christmas gifts
Her snatch is the portal to hades and smells of sulfur.
Acts like a sweet old lady then sucks the soul out of decent people.
She will refuse to babysit her grandchildren or visit them in the hospital when they are sick and then act like she is owed something.
Has the devil's red hair and even less decency than Satan himself.
See that crotchety old woman glaring at the girls through her window?
Yea god only let her have sons because he didn't want that women to be allowed to raise another psycho like her, she steals dead children's ashes and wears them as jewelry.
What a carol!
by anonymous February 6, 2025
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Carol Off

In honour of legendary Canadian CBC journalist, commentator and author...

Carol Off is the act of breaking wind into a thermos and sealing it for the later surprise enjoyment by your 'friends'.
I Carol Off'ed Adam......he thought he was smelling a savoury soup.....but got to sample the scent of my previous dinner.
by Super Sandy Cheeks August 8, 2022
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