wylie coyote

the imprint left your bed after having sex
girl rode me so good, it left me wylie coyote
by MrYeet74 December 16, 2024
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Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.
SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"
by Jsslade October 13, 2022
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Pullin a coyote ugly

When a girl gets wasted and crawls across the bar.
by Bgirl35435 December 04, 2010
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ugly coyote

A ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they're to late to realize it.
Jim: Hey joe, where your arm?

Joe: Oh, that. Yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl... well... thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. Then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.

Jim: So what did you do?

Joe: I nawed my arm off as you can see.

Jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
by those defs December 08, 2015
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Coyote Kick

The Coyote kick is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you kick the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
by Alexander hot pocket July 01, 2017
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coyote kick

The Coyote kick is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you kick the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
Son I gave your mom a coyote kick last night
by Angry guy Alex September 05, 2017
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Ouija and coyotes

ghosts are telling you to love the person you are with. So if you are playing this satanic game and hear the howls. It’s the ghost telling you that you have found your soul mate. Ps if it’s one howl then run or stop playing. If it’s multiple then you are safe.
My friend and i were playing with his ouija board and we started hearing coyotes that felt like they were all around us. the mix of the Ouija and Coyotes made me jump into his arms and now we are together always doing scary stuff.
by Sidney-day September 25, 2022
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