National bite tall people's ankles day

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences

Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!

by anonymous October 12, 2022

No Wank Day

July 8th is national no wank day for the Bois: anyone who breaks this sacred act on this day is gay, nothing but gay.

Guy 1: dude I just busted over your sister
Guy 2: wtf man it's July 8th!
Guy 1: what!?
Guy 2: it's national no wank day! You're gay 💀

by Jo Dada July 7, 2020

snake-day

Insatiable hunger, usually in children. Having a hollow leg.

I don't know where she puts it all, she must have a hollow leg!

She wouldn't eat anything yesterday, but today's a snake-day.

by sh4ngril4 April 17, 2023

Otis Day

#1 dad. That's it. #1 dad in The Louder We Get

Person: Look. There's Otis Day. #1 dad

by treeboi hansen April 22, 2020

National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure

Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.

by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019

Exchange Day

Paying the bills on Payday.

Today is exchange day, you're only going to be able to look at it before it disappears.

by TimiG March 11, 2021

NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.

OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 18, 2019