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FUCK BASKETBALL

This is not the place to vent but i’m doing it anyway

IM FUCKIN DONE! I CANNOT GO A FUCKIN DAY WITHOUT SEEING SOMETHING RELATED TO FUCKIN BASKETBALL! I DONT SEE SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL, NASCAR, OR HOCKEY! AND SOCCER DOESN’T POP UP AS MUCH AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST POPULAR SPORT! JUST FUCKING BASKETBALL THAT DOES IT ALL THE FUCKIN TIME! AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DOUCHEFUCKS WHO WANK TO THE NBA LOGO POSTING RETARTED FUCKING BASKETBALL EDITS AND SHOTS ON YOUTUBE SHORTS! THEY NEED TO FUCKING MAKE A TIER LIST OF ALL THEIR MENTAL PROBLEMS INSTEAD OF MAKING THOSE STUPID FUCKING SHORTS NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT! AND IF THEY GET LOTS OF LIKES AND COMMENTS, IT FROM BOTS. AND THE NBA EVEN HAS MORE POWER THAN US CONGRESS SOMETIMES THEY NEED TO CUT THE FUCK DOWN! AND NCAA YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE? NAH NAH NAH THE MONTH OF MARCH WAS DEDICATED TO YOUR LITTLE SPORT AND YOU WANT EVERYONE TO MAKE A BRACKET ABOUT IT! NCAA IS JUST A BUNCH OF COLLEGE KIDS WASTING THEIR FUCKING LIFE AWAY ON INDOCTRINATIONS. AND EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT FUCKING CATLIN CLARK? DOUCHEBAGS SAY SHE HOT BUT SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKIN FAITH SEED FROM FAR CRY 5 OR FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW WHAT FAR CRY 5 IS, SHE LOOKS LIKE ANTHONY FANTANO WITHOUT THE BEARD AND LONG HAIR. BY THE JAWLINE YOU PROBABLY AINT A GIRL! HE HIM HE HIM HE HIM!
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 3, 2024
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National fuck bob marley sex doll day

it is now legal to buy bob marly sex dolls on april 16th
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Fuck Dyke

the lesbo version of a fuck boy. generally is quite butch, and has some weird way of hoodwinking girls.

Most are ex soccer players.

Example: Hayley Kiyoko (even though we don’t want to accept that).
P1) how was your date with zoë
P2) idk, she backed out last minute, as usual. she’s kind of a Fuck Dyke
by ruocaled July 24, 2019
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Fuck duck

Guy one: look at that bird having sex with that other bird
Guy two: he’s definitely a fuck duck for sure
by Frick boi >:3 May 7, 2019
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fuck nugget

is used as an insult, someone who could only be lucky enough to fuck a nugget, often disliked by the population of the world, usually a male but can be used by a female to describe a male (but go right ahead and use it on a female it's 2018, go equality) this person if highly in the wrong and should be punished somehow for being such a fuck nugget. don't be friends with a fuck nugget they're rude assholes
person 1: i can't believe you've one this.
person 2: you absolute hoe, go back to the trash.
person 1: you're such a fuck nugget, piss off bro
by oh puh-leeze July 6, 2018
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Fuck up at life

A loser. Someone who can’t do things for themselves.
He’s just a fuck up at life, his wife takes care of him.
by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023
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